Budd Sidewinder Brother of Bill Moderator/Spam Hunter
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(9/8/04 7:57 pm) Reply
100 empty cans of beer on a wall
100 empty cans beer on a wall, 100 cans of beer!
You shoot one down, flat on the ground, 99 empty cans of beer on a wall!
99 empty cans beer on a wall, 99 cans of beer!
You shoot one down, flat on the ground, 98 empty cans of beer on a wall!
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A not so long time ago, in a desert far far away...
A man was leaning against his car. A black Dodge Charger. This man, was only know as Budd. He stood there, all alone. Well, alone for now. It was extremely hot, standing there in the sun, and that made a man thristy! Luckily, Budd always had several six-packs of beer in his trunk. He drank them, one after another. And all his empty cans he placed a the ruins of a wall. He had found several more, from previous occasions in his car, so he placed them next to the newly empty ones. And out of boredome, he chose to waist his ammo on this metal containers, and started shooting them from the wall.
Now you might ask yourself, what does one man do all alone, in an extremely hot desert, shooting empty beer cans from a wall. The answer is simple. Because Bill told him to. Bill, Budd's older brother, had called him, to request his presence at the marriage of his former girlfriend. But not only her marriage, but also her funeral. So Budd, who gladly accepted the invitation, put on his best suit, and drove all the way down to somewhere near El Paso, to enjoy himself in an extremely hot desert. But he was not the only one. He would get the company of three other ladies. They too were invited for this double party.
But Bill had planned that their presence would be a surprise, so they had to remain out of sight of the wedding chapel. Only when they were called, they were to head over to the couple, and congratulate them...
I have no name, just call me Budd, cause I'm your budd!
That woman deserves her revenge... and we... deserve to die.
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