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So after we finshed wiping blood and entrails and brains and what other unmentionables that happen to be inside a horse off ourselves, we finally got to Mistmoore Castle....this place was ROCKIN!! Little did I know that this was more a Gothic Club, I would have dressed a little different. As it were, because we didn't dress acoundingly, it seemed to piss off the locals quite furiously. After beating down half the place, this guy shows up by the name of Mayhong. Claimed he owned the place. He told us if we didn't leave imediately, there would be trouble. We the Palidin of my group got the balls to call him a "Pale-assed Wimp" and told him to shove it bacause we were crashing this joint. Well Mayhong didn't think too highly of that so he grabbed the knight by his finger, ripped it clean off his hand and shoved it in his ear. I was enthralled!! Everyone was shouting for joy at this point since the bouncer finally showed up. Mayhong grabbed the Wizard by his robes and gave him a tremendous wedgie!! Split him in half actually! He then turned to the warrior and said, "You're next!" Mayhong wasted no time with the warrior. He just punched a hole straight through him, and on the other side of the warriors body, Mayhong was holding the man's still-beating heart in his hand! Well I decided that tis wasn't the kinda place for a girl like me. So I said "Mr. Mistmoore, sir. I promise I didn't come in with those people. I don't know these people, and I thank you for giving these jerks what they obviously deserved!" Then I kicked the dead Pally in the head just to look more convincing. "I will be on my way now. Sorry for the interruption!" I started to back out, when all the dark elves, and Mayhong himself, started laughing. I was confused and terrified. Mayong said, " You're alright kid! Why don't you come and join us for some ale for a while?" Resolved that I wouldn't dare piss this guy off, I happily accepted. We hung out for about 3 or 4 hours, drinking merrily, eating heartlily, elating stories of past battles, and slyly removing Mayhong's stray hand off my thigh more than once. After half the crew passed out, I decided it was time to leave. I bid everyone farewell and left. It really was a great place. I frequent the place often now. Mayhong is a great guy, once you get past the whole bloddy fangs, kill kill kill, I am unbeatable, I ate your mom routine. He is just one of the guys now. If you want i can introduce you sometime. Send me a tell on Terris-Thule|
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