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Sander042802
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(11/8/03 6:42 pm)
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An exciting story!
Printers are useful after I typed useless documents about how much I despise chickens. Psychology is useful for curing chicken hate but only if the chickens themselves are well and alive. Bears however shove chickens up chimneys. Those chimneys are also full of yellow eyed purple people eating pies. "YAY", said yellow eyed chicken, now i can eat yellow nice bananas! The king of the bananas forbid the eating Of other Nations, but Menelmacar decided "f-ck that!!" and went and ate Baracão and Shireroth.

Pies are very tasty, especially when eaten with women and children. Sauce on pies is good when those pies are hot and filled with other sauce! The pie contest does not allow a free exchange of strawberries between the shelves of an oversized supermarket! Bee's are awesome as custom titles because Peter created something beeish and he is super. Atleast he thinks so, but really actually aveng is very far superer because he eats pies! Banana pies are lovely when eaten warm in a hut made of purple glass!

Purple is a colour that is often either blue or not blue. Seven green bottles standing in a line ready to be shot are talking about how much fluid they hold. "I hold 3 tomatoes in my basket George Bush Said while he eliminated the country's funds by buying a Giant Pie Gun. But the pie Gun imploded and bush imploded too! So we went to the TNN which Subhadip loves more than Bush. Veretta Hayes is a good chap unlike Bush. Once upon a time Trian had a citizen named e53gt4e58. Ja, Ja, Firewall!

But firewalls weren't cricket when compared to smoking kangaroos. The more people saw smoking kangaroos, the more downtime (for domainmultitude) there was. But the more we paid pete, the greatest bartender ever, the less he laughed at Subhadip's stuff. But satan is pure evil except when Pete bakes pies. Then, satan ate them and promptly choked, taking Pete to go laugh at god. But Brahma the fellow with lots and lots of teddy bears. The greatest micronation is not what you think, so agree it is the Commonwealth of Trian.

Why does Earl demand that flamingos drink yupaque in Amerada instead of in Florida. Well, there are some flamingos in Amerada, that always eat Triáni pie! But they do not eat themselves because triánis have bad breath, which kills people with small anti-bad breath perseptors. My breath however smells worse than most Triánis', so I'm going to brush my teeth. However, my toothpaste was really dog and I hated its taste so I took the tootbrush and broke my finger trying to eat a fish. It would be nice if I was omnipotent but pies are not very good, because they are filled with dog hair. Smoking is fun until you discover that pie contains all the ingredients of southern Triáni finest Cigars.

It also tastes like old shoes, when you smoke. Ameradan cigars non existant, as they have tight stuff thingies. Great stuff thingies are rare, but Triáni stuff thingies are Super powered by bananas in pyjamas. That's about all there is to this story. So, let's lengthen it! Said the mad executive, clinging onto something yellow, consisting of potassium and gold. Earl took out his rainbow and kicked a satan-possesed George Bush. Satan then moved to possess Sander without luck. The pie sander was eating was tasteful. Satan doesn't like trifle, so Sander ate more pie. Then, Sander went and ate pie. After that, he decided he'd had eaten much pie!

Veretta Hayes
Triáni Citizen
Posts: 16
(15/8/03 9:53 am)
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Re: An exiting story!
o_O

yay! ^_^

aveng
Triáni Citizen
Posts: 185
(15/8/03 10:14 am)
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Re: An exiting story!
has trián got a mental asylum yet? it'd get a lot of business :p

Earl AW 
Triáni Citizen
Sm*lly Bee L*cker
WARNING: Randomly
demands apologies!

Posts: 158
(22/8/03 6:10 pm)
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Re: An exiting story!
So much pie, that he burst! The explosion destroyed Babkha! So Treesia rammed chickens up chimneys so that the soot went up their arses! Mr. Washburn has used expletives so he must be annoyed or something.

Beware that anyone who looks like Earl, may also feel the urge to act Earlish! Earl is not drunk, he just is totally insane! But Sander is totally inebriated and is totally insane! However, the only person worthy of really being insane is God, because he is not human.

Sander however, enjoys fish. Earl, doesn't prefer fish. He prefers eating non-fish food. Earl does things Earl-style, which means anything goes! Including, sports micronational politics, eating inanimate objects,....

Andrew Washburn
Foreign Minister, Amerada
Fohrin Ministuhr, Ameridu
MSN: earlaw@hotmail.com
AIM: Earl Washburn
YIM: amerada1
ICQ: 335467639

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