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TI0 
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(26/5/02 9:34)
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BREAKING NEWS: MCMAHON COLLAPSES!
McMahon Collapses!
May 25th, 2002
www.wrestlingsilkdot.com
by Silk
Wrestling Mogul Vince McMahon is resting comfortably in Intensive Care tonight at an undisclosed hospital after collapsing in his office. It is believe McMahon, owner of World Wrestling Entertainment ( nee Federation) suffered a brain aneurysm while in a meeting with his writers.
McMahon began to complain of head pains, then fell unconscious. "It was frightening, really frightening," WWE CEO, Jim Ross, who was also at the meeting told reporters. "Like being caught masturbating over a picture of your sister. We thought he'd had a stroke - his face became mottled, his eyes rolled back in his head, and then he fell back onto the floor, unconscious, but twitching."
McMahon was rushed to hospital where an MRI-scan determined that he'd suffered an aneurysm. "There can be a number of causes behind an incident like this," leading Neurosurgeon and McMahon's physician, Dr. George Otto, said. "Excessive smoking can lead to strokes, as we all know. Or it may be caused by steroid abuse, or even the constant knocks to the head McMahon's suffered over the years."
However, Dr. Otto was quick to discount all those possibilities. "No," he said, "in this case we believe the cause of the aneurysm was an original idea."
"Those things just have no place in modern-day World Wrestling Entertainment," Jim Ross said vehemently when told of the diagnosis. "We will be on our guard against them and ever vigilant. Next time we see them, we'll ride them out of the Company quicker than an one-legged whore suffering from venereal disease."
When informed that original ideas could indeed galvanize the WWE and lead to bigger and better ratings, Jim Ross was philosophical. "WWE is one hundred per cent original," he told reporters. "In fact, every idea the WWE is running is new." When pressed that the WWE seemed to be rehashing several storylines and concepts, Jim Ross said, "Hey, that was WWF. This is WWE."
Neurosurgeons are expected to operate on McMahon tonight and remove his brain. "We don't believe it'll affect his leadership and control of the WWE," Dr. Otto said. "In fact, if anything, it may improve it."
McMahon is expected to make a full recovery and be back on TV within a week.
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Hugemon 
Posts: 184
(26/5/02 22:20)
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 BRAVO! Encore!! Encore!!!
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From Parts Unknown1
Posts: 22
(31/5/02 14:43)
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: MCMAHON COLLAPSES!
lmao....and it'd be even more humorous if it weren't so blasted true. It's become painfully obvious that Vince's "attitude" phenom is what he's trying to recapture, by going back to angles even before that time period. All one has to do is look back at the last two or three years before the final demise of WCW, study what was wrong, and NOT repeat the same pattern. It's past time for the mid card to step up and become the players, but Vince's stubborness is standing in the way. Fresh ideas and angles or aneurysm?? Vince will be the judge and jury of himself.
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