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Heh... I stumbled apon this in a distant land... It was burried in a tomb with a bunch of dead people (cause that's what is usually in a tomb). And I thought Rick will love it! So I took the long journey out of the tomb. There were lots of zombies, traps, and other mean nasty things. I barely came out alive.
After I made it out of the tomb who should I find? Indiana Jones and Lara Croft... Both after what I had just found. Aparently they did not think I would use it for the greater good of mankind, so they teamed up to defeat me and my evil minions. Well... Mr. Jones took his whip and went after me. I grabbed it from him and made a wide swing with my arm, and in one foul swoop I wrapped the whip around them both and just walked by their them as they were tied to a tree.
So after making it back to civilization saftly... Here it is.. for the greater benifit of mankind!