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rdmdog
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(3/20/06 4:58 pm)
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Colonoscopies!!!
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

· "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has
gone before!"
· "Find Harold Holt yet?"
· "Can you hear me NOW?"
· "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
· "You know, in Tasmania, we're now legally married."
· "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
· "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
· "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
· "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
· "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
· "You used to be an executive at H.I.H, didn't you?"
· "God, Now I know why I am not gay."
· "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
there."

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