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twister Registered User Posts: 580 (3/12/06 6:21 am) Reply	Duct Tape Henry walks into a bar and sees his friend Stanley slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Stanley what's wrong. "Well," replies Stanley, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Henry with a laugh. "Well," says Stanley, straightening up "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out and she agreed." "That's great," says Henry "When are you going out?" I went to meet her this evening" continues Paul, "but I was worried that I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "That's sensible" says Henry. "So I get to her door," says Stanley, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest dress you ever saw." Henry asks, "And what happened then?" Stanley slightly stutters and says, "I kicked her in the face."

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