Journalist Bios

eh, i knew i should've rigged this place with a time bomb.

*shrugs*

but then, we would've lost another writer.
Employee : psssst..... i thought we had to fire her yesterday.
Actually, it was you. Get your face out of my view, inferior being.
Employee : *mopes*

Names : Do I hafta list them?
Age : Old enough to be able to buy parts neccessary for a death beam off ebay.com
Sex : What'd you mean? What sex am I, or who would I want it with?
Physical Description : 5'2 112 I know *counts* 3 people that have vision just as terrible as me. Brown eyes, black hair, Vietnamese
Mental Description : As a particular newbie stated [which i was able to put together], I am an enigma wrapped inside an enigma with a riddling filling.
Occupation : FFWA Congress-Head of Newbie Torture, Hazing, and Slaughter
Hobbies : Hmmm..... is threatening newbies a hobby?
Likes : uh...... Final Fantasy, various cartoons[simpsons!], various stuff.....
Dislikes : Newbies who oppose the FFWA Congress, various stuff....
Sayings : Good job! *followed by sarcastic applause*
Fav Songs : One Winged Angel[even though it drives me crazy]
Fav FF Character : Edgar Figaro; what'd I do to have his chainsaw tool! ...oh, and his womanizing skills.
How I found Dark Secrets : Hmmmm, the FF8 forum at FFWA. I couldn't pass it up
Initial Attraction : Very funny!
Why did you decide to write for Dark Secrets : I saw London and BlueQuisty post in 'em with Krazee Kaktus, and I just said, 'What the hell. I'll try it.'
When did you first post, and what was it about? : Volume 1; Hmmmm, it introduced Drunk Dan, it told Kiros was a child molester thingy like Michael Jackson..... I forgot. It was an utter disaster, and I got fired. Oh, how foolish I was back then. *hic*

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BlueQuisty Editor-in-Chief Administrator (5/31/00 5:01 pm) Reply	Journalist Bios [I don't know if you guys would agree to this topic being in the Dark Secrets category, but I was thinking that it would be nice that our readers (I know you're out there!) would like to have some kind of insight as to what kind of twisted people we D.S. journalists are. So...here goes...I don't have a set bio, but I'm going to put in regular stuff.] Names: BlueQuisty, Daiyanira (formerly of aol...but, I'm going to forever bury that name and never, ever use it), and my real name, Reychel. Age: As of now, I am 20. Sex: narrows eyes I wish. Physical description: 5'6", I am not even going to go there with the weight factor (some bio, eh?), brown eyes, black-brown hair (hair has bi-polar personality), I'm a Flip basically (which is short for Filippina). Mental description: Psychotic, with ocassional bouts of insanity, coupled with a sadistic streak. I'm just kidding, of course (or, am I?). I only get like that when I start writing for D.S. I'm really a nice gal...or am I... Occupation: Student. And...okay...I work in a movie theatre. gags Hobbies: Other than writing for D.S., I also write various things like terrible poetry (check out my topic in "Whine," and you'll see what I'm talking about). I also write unfinished fan fics. I draw as well, not from imagination, unfortunately. I sort of play the piano, and I also sort of sing. What else...um...I'm an internet junkie? (That is, whenever I get the chance to get on the friggin' school computers). Likes: Laughing (I have at least one good laugh every day...burns calories), art, music (alternative, Tori Amos, some classical, some video game soundtracks), RPG's (Final Fantasy, of course, and Suikoden is a close second...I still haven't bought Suikoden II, which, according to Play Station magazine, has a better soundtrack than FF8. I have GOT to check that out!), people, talking, reading books (I'm currently reading Bridget Jones's Diary, The Edge of Reason.) Dislikes: Moodiness...which is hard to deal with because, after all, I am a chick; being embarrassed (fortunately, that is a rare occurence for me), mean people, stupid people (well, stupid is a relative term...sometimes, I'm accused of being stupid...really... ), math, pointless religious arguments (they drain me), writer's block (and artist's block). Sayings: "Oh, bloody hell." (it's ironic that I say that...especially since I live in CA) Favorite Song: Right now, I'm obsessed with Blue Fields (orchestra and piano version only)...that, and most of Tori Amos' songs... Favorite Final Fantasy character: I haven't played 1-4 or MQ or whatever incarnation of FF, I'm barely acquainted with 5, I'm currently playing 6, and I'm in love with 7 and 8 (out of the two, 8 wins). Anyways...Quistis Trepe of course. Why? She's just...I dunno...I just wish I was more like her: smart, driven, beautiful. Okay, I'm all of those things (hehe), but not like Quistis. How did you find Dark Secrets? --I saw it neglected in FF:WA's message board, under the FF8 category. It wasn't neglected for long. What was your initial attraction to Dark Secrets? --I laughed very hard and said, "Damn. I've got to be a part of this." Okay, I didn't say that, but I was thinking it. Why did you decide to write for the Dark Secrets? --Something just hit me...some sort of inspiration from Krazee Kaktus (the person who gave us the seedlings for D.S. and never ever posted more than five relevant posts after that). I thought that it was funny, and the FF8 characters had a lot of potential for some twisted situations. When did you first post, and what was your first post about? --Heheh...I posted in Vol. 1. I was the third person to post an article (Kaktus was the first, London was the second...at least, I think that's the order). I wrote about Quisty's dominatrix scandal in Balamb Garden. [well...time's up for me...there's a one hour limit on the computer, and I've been on for fifteen minutes longer. I'll finish this later, and I hope that some of the journalists would post here, too!] Proud journalist of Timber Maniacs!
Sephirahamut Paparazzi Global Users (6/1/00 7:03 am) Reply	Journalist Bios eh, i knew i should've rigged this place with a time bomb. shrugs but then, we would've lost another writer. Employee : psssst..... i thought we had to fire her yesterday. Actually, it was you. Get your face out of my view, inferior being. Employee : mopes Names : Do I hafta list them? Age : Old enough to be able to buy parts neccessary for a death beam off ebay.com Sex : What'd you mean? What sex am I, or who would I want it with? Physical Description : 5'2 112 I know counts 3 people that have vision just as terrible as me. Brown eyes, black hair, Vietnamese Mental Description : As a particular newbie stated [which i was able to put together], I am an enigma wrapped inside an enigma with a riddling filling. Occupation : FFWA Congress-Head of Newbie Torture, Hazing, and Slaughter Hobbies : Hmmm..... is threatening newbies a hobby? Likes : uh...... Final Fantasy, various cartoons[simpsons!], various stuff..... Dislikes : Newbies who oppose the FFWA Congress, various stuff.... Sayings : Good job! followed by sarcastic applause Fav Songs : One Winged Angel[even though it drives me crazy] Fav FF Character : Edgar Figaro; what'd I do to have his chainsaw tool! ...oh, and his womanizing skills. How I found Dark Secrets : Hmmmm, the FF8 forum at FFWA. I couldn't pass it up Initial Attraction : Very funny! Why did you decide to write for Dark Secrets : I saw London and BlueQuisty post in 'em with Krazee Kaktus, and I just said, 'What the hell. I'll try it.' When did you first post, and what was it about? : Volume 1; Hmmmm, it introduced Drunk Dan, it told Kiros was a child molester thingy like Michael Jackson..... I forgot. It was an utter disaster, and I got fired. Oh, how foolish I was back then. hic
The ShadowAngel Paparazzi Global User (6/5/00 1:06 am) Reply	journalist bio heh... i was wondering when a thread like this would turn up. names: amber walker, bitch/whore (according to david's dumbass), ShadowAngel, Shads age: 18. i feel so old... sex: GIMME! i mean... i'm female... physical description: 5'5", weight... almost back down to 130, brown eyes, blonde hair, half scotish half irish. one half being noblty one half being royalty. mental description: let's not go there, please. occupation: mom hobbies: lots of em. to many to list. likes: smiles evily dislikes: lots of things. to many to list. sayings: "dammit david", "shut up david", "you suck ass", "drunk, that doesn't work with me", "smoogles martin", "mah amy", "fuck you", "i WILL be immortal, you watch", "DS on the brain" fave songs: if it's by tori amos, it's my favorite song. fav ff character: SEIFER... drools .... and quez. gotta love the quez... how i found dark secrets: i found it in the ff8 forum in ff:wa just like all the veteran writers. initial attraction: it was so damn funny... my sides hurt from laughing. why i decided to write for DS: how could someone resist something like that? when did i first post, what was it about: vol. 1. my post consisted of everything that was happening at the time. i've never been fired. you're-going-to-like-me you're-going-to-like-me did it work?
Krazee Kaktus Da Badman Paparazzi Global User (6/6/00 2:35 am) Reply	Re: journalist bio A new journo...if such a thing is allowed...... Name: Mr Byzantine, Iain, Krazee Kaktus/ Artichoke McBumnut Age: Old as the hills and twice as pleasant, in other words 17 Sex: Male...I think...I'll ask mother later Nutter rating: about 300 out of 10 Physical Description: About 5'11", 179lbs, stocky build, nice blue eyes, nice blonde hair, nice 5 inch scar down forehead. Nationality: (oh dear, I'm started off...) Well, English, but I was actually quoted as being from MICHIGAN in the FFWA archive!! Michigan is in the USA, and I'm Scots-Anglo. Occupation: Unemployed/ Rapper (unsigned, gimmie a contract)/ U-don't-wanna-know..... Hobbies: Rapping, writing, speling thinks rite fore pepel Family: I killed them when I was 5 and they wouldn't buy me a toy car. Freinds: I am a lowly wanderer, but I have a girlfreind. Called Nicola. Who is well sweet. Dislikes: KID ROCK, IMMENSLY (fake pimp, I pimped your mother to Bill Clinton in exchange for a loan of some NSA agents), Vanilla Ice, PUFF DADDY!!!! ( I hope you get jail raped), Hackers (come face to face, and I'll show you hacking, you lifeless nerds). Likes: Eminem, DMX and Ruff Ryders, Tellytubbies (when drunk), toast and tea, Stella Artois (Belgian Lager rules!), my girlfreind and her crazy "I-want-everything" attitude. Favourite Sayings: "Listen to the lyrics PROPERLY!", "Kaktus say; Man who can pick locks, never need school.", "Fuck The World!!", "But how can I afford that necklace? Don't cry, sweetheart..." Favouritest songs: Tha Undakroft by DFXO (UK rap group, very good), Firepower, by just about every UK rapper to ever live, Slippin' by DMX, Wild Out by The LOX, Rock Bottom by Eminem (do these give you any clue as to my mental state?) Favourite food: Roasted Cat Fave Computer Game Characters: The Tenchu Ninjas, Balmer (level boss, Tenchu), Clare (resident evil), Selphie, Raijin and Fujin, Zell. How I Found Dark Secrets: Hmmm....I created it. But it has been done better, bigger and brighter since I left. Why I Wrote It: I was drunk, and I had played FF8. Go fig. Where's My Money: I stole the statue they erected in my honour, sold it and drank the money. KAKTUS OUTIE!!!!
Haruka Shinra Paparazzi Global User (6/11/00 7:44 am) Reply	Look at all the pwetty bios! Name: Haruka Shin-Ra. And it always has been, since I REALLY hate my first and middle name. Age: 15...I may be the youngest person here. Height: 5' 6" Weight: 115 lbs. Sex: Female Quotes: "Worship me like the goddess I am!!", "Fork you, you spoony bard! That wasn't knife!", "HOLY BANANAS!", and "I will kill you until you die." Occupation: An evil goddess who writes for Dark Secrets. MWAHAHAHA! Appearance: Really short blonde hair, tall compared to those mortals at my crappy school. Blue and green eyes. Easiest RPG to beat: LUNAR: Silver Star Story. I beat that game in two days. That Final Fantasy ripoff. It even states in that HELLUVA unnessecarily huge instruction book that the producers wanted to make it look like a FF game. Damn those scabs... Fav Squaresoft chars: Faris, Nanaki/Red XIII, Ayla (Chrono Trigger), Edward the spoony bard, Cait Sith, and Cid Highwind. Has played: Every FF game to come to America, a Japanese import of FF5 before it came out as FF:A. LUNAR: Silver Star Story. Secret of Mana. Chrono Trigger. Fav Song: The Bum Bum Song! Likes: Limp Bizkit, KoRn, other alternative bands, my cat Stinky, StarCraft, mythology, those Egyptian guys with the animal heads. Dislikes: DigiMon (Big-ass FF ripoff), Pokemon, Chibi-Usa/Rini of Sailor Moon. LOATHES: Boy bands, Hanson, Spice Girls, the colour pink, and all that other shit. Fav TV show: The Simpsons and Family Guy. Hobbies: Um...writing fanfics, drawing, modifying pictures, and writing for DS. Nationality: Half-German (ever wonder how twisted I was? MUAHAHAHA!), and the rest is a whole bunch of other stuff. Fav food: Grilled elk. Pets: Stinky the farting Devon Rex cat. Insanity: 12% insane! Deformities: I have three kidneys. Family: You DO NOT want to know... Friends: See above... How I found DS: Stinky walked all over my keyboard and I ended up here. Why I write for DS: With my twistedness, I HAD to write here. I actually felt NORMAL for once! Goal: To take over the world! What powers my computer: Enslaved Moogles and Chocobos. Seen the FF Anime: Yes, I saw both of them. That one girl's ass glows in the dark! She's so cool! Well! That was my crappy bio. Ehehehe... huge anime sweatdrop walks away ~Haruka Shin-Ra
Instr Leon Trepe New Guy (10/6/00 5:05 pm) Reply	Hey! ok ok so i am only a member but GREAT IDEA bluequisty
Lil Leonhart Editor Moderator (3/17/04 7:53 pm) Reply	Re: Hey! Can you tell I'm bored? I'm replying to a thread that is over 3 years old! And nobody comes to this board anymore! Oh the sadness of it all.... Here goes anyway. --Names: Lil' Leonhart, Lil' Leonhart2, Lil' Newsie, and Amy --Age: Ripe old age of 27! --Sex: female-type --Physical description: I'm 5'8"! But my license says I'm 5'9", hehe, it also says I'm 135 lbs.... heh. I'm actually 150 lbs., but I haven't changed my info on my license since I was 21. So, 135 is my goal! I bought DDR2 and I'm on a mission. (Houston, we have a problem) Very dark brown hair shoulder-length, bits of silver (ugh), brown eyes, classy wire frames. --Mental description: Pretty sane, but not typical. I have a problem with people having a problem with me... Is that a problem? I tend to speak my mind, even to people that think they are in a place of authority. No one is better than anyone else, so if you think you are, I don't want to know you. But basically, I'm very nice and polite, but don't take advantage of me. --Occupation: wife, former legal secretary (and soon again shortly), aspiring artist. --Hobbies: I'm starting to really get into baking and cooking. I think since I got maried last year, it brought out my Betty Crocker side, although I always liked baking cookies. Drawing and arts & crafts are my real deal. I almost taught a class but the place didn't advertise it enough so it got cancelled. Better luck in the summer. I also love video games! --Likes: The idea of cos-playing at anime conventions, although I've only ever been to one, and I didn't dress up like anyone. I just check out costumes in Animerica magazine now, but hopefull this July I can talk my hubby into going to one. --Dislikes: 85% of the people at my last job. --Sayings: "Crap!" "That's crap!" "What the crap is that!?" (you get the idea) --Favorite Song: "Someday" by Nickelback --Favorite Final Fantasy character: I still have a softspot for Squall. Tidus was OK, and I didn't like anyone from 9, which I still haven't finished playing. --How did you find Dark Secrets? FF:WA's message board, and I think either ShadowAngel or London invited me over. --What was your initial attraction to Dark Secrets? It's some funny stuff! Irvine's chocobo humping, Squall's cross-dressing, and Zell pimping out his mom? What's not to love? --Why did you decide to write for the Dark Secrets? I figured since I read every single volume, I deserved to add my 2 cents worth. --When did you first post, and what was your first post about? Holy crap, I have no clue when. I do remember writing about Lil' Newsie interviewing Edea and stealing Gilafag's... I mean, Gilgamesh's sword. It was a whole running gag thing. And Cactuar's commercial for his accupuncture clinic! 1-555-GET-POKED!
AzurainBlade New Guy (3/20/04 2:16 pm) Reply	Re: Journalist Bios Name: Jacob Age: 16 Physical Description: Short hair, 5' 11", dark brown eyes (almost black) Mental Description: Stable, or at least thats what my doctor told me...I think he just wanted to get away from me $:\$ Sex: When ? Where ? Occupation: Student Hobbies: Playing video , watching animes, sleeping Likes: Playing FF , sleeping, playing sports. Dislikes: School, everything associated with school. People who give little thought into what they're saying Sayings: "To live is to give life meaning, yet one must take others' lives to survive" "Hold the phone!" Favourite songs: The Gathering - Saturine Lacuna Coil - The Secret Rammstein - Du Hast Favourite FF Characters: Tidus, Locke, Shadow, Sephiroth How I found DS: Wouldn't you like to know..... Why I write for DS: I don't Seen the FF Anime: Nope, none of them. I plan on watching them though. Ayin, Angelic Reploid

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