Lord of the rings. 20 Ways to get kicked out

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Alkanoonion Thain Posts: 286 (1/21/04 9:35 pm) Reply	Lord of the rings. 20 Ways to get kicked out Mr Underhill Town Local posted January 07, 2004 08:56 PM this is great. 20 ways to get kicked out of Lord of the Rings 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins 15. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. 17. During a wide shot of a battle, Enquire, "Where's Waldo?" 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long. 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. Please remember - all of you - that the name of Baggins must NOT be mentioned. I am Mr Underhill, if any name must be given. Posts: 155 \| From: Vic \| Registered: January 05, 2003 ~~ Eruanne The Eternally Insane Princess Chief Shirriff posted January 07, 2004 09:16 PM* *Quote:* 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. I'm doing this when I see it again. I'll tell you about the reaction... <~::~> Hold on, hon/we're gonna bunny hug/I bought some aspirin/down at United Drug/in case you shake apart/and want a brand new start/to do/that/jazz... Posts: 469 \| From: Immersed in a Good Book \| Registered: February 17, 2003 ~~ Gwilamlug Town Local posted January 08, 2004 04:16 PM Go to Lord of the Rings Parodies . They have that and other things. The best is the "Parodies" section (here that is). Especially go to the sections with the "edited" and "condensed" Lord of the Rings. Those are all hilarious. ------------------------------------------------------------ Anírach únad\Egor gurth hen\Han cenin vi chen lín\Egor ú-erin le devi\Tellin men achae\Brennin men anann\Rago! Ú-erich leithio,\Ú-erich o nin gwanno. -- "Don't Let Go" from the "Return of the King" Soundrack Posts: 179 \| From: Floating off into the sunset on a cloud drawn by shooting stars... \| Registered: June 12, 2003 ~~ Sister Bigfoot The Artist Shirriff posted January 12, 2004 09:01 PM* Hmm, so you’re responsible for Thain's continued reference to Potter throughout the movie. ------------------------ Yes I am a Hobbit, and a fat one at that! Posts: 669 \| From: Adelaide Australia \| Registered: December 12, 2002 ~~ Mr Underhill Town Local posted January 13, 2004 02:07 PM* What did he do? was it number 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. Please remember - all of you - that the name of Baggins must NOT be mentioned. I am Mr Underhill, if any name must be given. Posts: 155 \| From: Vic \| Registered: January 05, 2003 ~~ Eruanne The Eternally Insane Princess Chief Shirriff posted January 14, 2004 02:28 PM* I'm going on Friday with my friend who hasn't seen the movie. Fun times ahead... *Quote:* 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. ^ \| \| \| ^ ^ This one, Mr. Underhill. *Quote:* 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." Too...much...SODA!!! AGH!!! <~::~> Hold on, hon/we're gonna bunny hug/I bought some aspirin/down at United Drug/in case you shake apart/and want a brand new start/to do/that/jazz... Posts: 469 \| From: Immersed in a Good Book \| Registered: February 17, 2003 ~~ Olórin, Bree UBB Admin Adolescent posted January 14, 2004 02:44 PM Can we join in; I love a good drinking game… Join the revolution www.hallsofmandos.net/index.html Posts: 73 \| From: Mandos \| Registered: December 09, 2002 ~~ Eruanne The Eternally Insane Princess Chief Shirriff posted January 14, 2004 05:57 PM* Oh, please do, please do! The more, the merrier... "The Ring" sips EDIT: *Quote:: --> 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. [/quote hee hee hee... Death, oh how funny! <~::~> Hold on, hon/we're gonna bunny hug/I bought some aspirin/down at United Drug/in case you shake apart/and want a brand new start/to do/that/jazz... Posts: 469 \| From: Immersed in a Good Book \| Registered: February 17, 2003 ~~ Sister Bigfoot The Artist Shirriff posted January 14, 2004 08:56 PM* *Quote:* *Quote:: --> 5. Point and laugh wheneve hee hee hee... Death, oh how funny![/quote Sick!. Funny, but sick! Not only did I hear Thain making mention of Potter, but I swear I heard him make mention of a "Mr. Anderson." I have to try the drinking game next time I see it. ------------------------ Yes I am a Hobbit, and a fat one at that! Posts: 669 \| From: Adelaide Australia \| Registered: December 12, 2002 ~~ Thain Master of Bree Chief Shirriff posted January 15, 2004 02:04 PM Hw Ahh Mr Anderson.... PJ " Cut, Cut" Hw What that was perfect! PJ What movie are you in? Hw I get confused what movie are we working on? PJ Hugo baby Remember this is LOTR not the Matrix! Hw Woops ok I am ready now. Pj Action Ahh Mr Frodo you must take the ring to Mt Doom and destroy it. ***************************** Veni, Sancte Spiritus, reple tuorum corda fidelium: et tui amoris in eis ignem accende. Posts: 889 \| From: Australia \| Registered: December 11, 2002 ~~ Gwilamlug Town Local posted January 18, 2004 08:01 AM* Hehe...drinking game fun. Rather than "Point and laugh when anyone dies", I actually did point and laugh whenever Legolas opened his mouth..."A diversion!" Thank you, Captain Obvious. "Tolkien is hobbit-forming" Help us grow plant a member by Voting Edited by: mym at: 1/28/04 5:20 am
Sister Bigfoot The Town Artist Posts: 18 (1/27/04 9:49 pm) Reply	Re: Lord of the rings. 20 Ways to get kicked out What was wrong with leggy?
mym Maiden du Mystique Posts: 60 (1/29/04 6:54 am) Reply	Re: Lord of the rings. 20 Ways to get kicked out When he said it, I nearly laughed out loud, I really did. I mean, of all the stupid things... Home is behind, the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread. Through shadow, through the edge of night, until the stars are all alight. Mist and shadows, cloud and shade, all shall fade, all shall... ...fade.

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