Insane Dragoness
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(2/14/07 11:22 am)
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Mummy Parody
Got an ideas for a parody? We need more good mummy spoofs! Thousands of LOTR & Star Wars and so few Mummy. What ideas have you got?
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(Opening Scene)
We see an office desk sitting in sand, the Giza pyramids are located in the background. John Cleese comes from off camera to sit behind the desk.
'And now...for something completely differnt.'
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Narrator: Home of Imhotep, Pharaohs high priest, overpaid undertaker and keeper of the dead.
'So he smoked pot all the time?'
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Cassi: Why are the pyramids in Thebes? I thought they were in Giza.
Becca: I thought they were between France and Spain.
(Pause)
Cassi: I've GOT it! They built them between France and Spain, then moved them to Thebes, now they're in Giza!
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