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Blakes Seven
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(6/24/03 2:25 pm)
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SNARE in lollipop scandal (An application for Rachel)!
I Arnold J Rimmer ,

Here by apply for the job SNARE (temp).

My qualifications include


(1) Knowledge on how to clean the gunk out of the chicken soup machines.

(2) How to quiver under the Scanner table.

(3) The ability to change the light bulb from yellow to blue in alert situations.

(4) Having the morals & personality of a dead fish.

(5) The invention of a new kind of (Rimmer) Salute.

(6) Being a total smeg head.


Yours in arse licking-ness.

Arnold Judas Rimmer Bsc.:)

RalSt31
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Posts: 125
(26/6/03 17:28)
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Re: SNARE in lollipop scandal (An application for Rachel)!
Mr Rimmer,

As a representative of SNARE I have to inform you that you do not meet the criteria set out for membership:

Mean

Vicious

Amoral (okay, a point for that one)

Total subservience to a short Englishwoman with delusions of grandeur.

Own balaclava


However, I believe the C/7 faction is looking for a leader and you'd be perfect for the role.

SNARE #1

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