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Madcow Racer
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Posts: 192
(4/5/06 9:53 pm)
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Sad pick up lines (I never used 'em!)
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
My Love for you is like diarrohea .... I can't hold it in.
Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away.
Man - "Fat Penguin !"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - I just wanted to say something that would
break the ice?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your
bed-rock
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
(The best for last!)
Your face reminds me of a spanner.... every time I think of it my nuts tighten up!
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Fish 
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Posts: 288
(4/6/06 12:53 pm)
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Re: Sad pick up lines (I never used 'em!)
is that a run in your stocking or the stairway to heaven.
and my favourite, Used it a couple of times now 
What winks and fucks link a tiger?
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notso swift
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Posts: 618
(4/6/06 2:21 pm)
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Re: Sad pick up lines (I never used 'em!)
Any pickup with the word diarrohea in it must be sure fire!
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