Re: Satan sucks!!
HOORAY! One of our board clowns has come back. Welcome back Mr Foster. Please try to save me from myself. If for nothing else just so I can watch Helen go to work an teach you just how stupid you really are.
Re: Satan sucks!!
Ahhh good old Mr Edwards....did you ever audition for the Mr Muscle adverts? If not you should have done. You would have got the part no doubt. I see you are on the Unholy Ground message board too.
Yes I have been on the Unholy Ground a couple of times
because I think GothicRose is a cool person!!
But that doesn't excuse the fact that Satan sucks!!
I did ask a question, but nobody has come forth with an
answer, so since you seem to be some kind of Satanic
Reverend do you think you could answer me?!
Don't know the question?! Then let me repeat:
Do you think that Satan is going to wrap you up in his arms on
the day you die and protect you from the burning pits of Hell?!
Re: Satan sucks!!
here's my answer to your question you bizzare muppet,
NO! He's not going to wrap me in his arms and "save" me from the "burning pits of hell".
but He'll probably ask me if I'd like a cup of tea and some biscuits. gladly i'd take the tea but i don't enjoy biscuits with tea, because of the crumbs left in the bottom of the cup.
i might possibly sit in his favourite chair and realising my mistake move to another seat whilst we laugh at the misfortunes of individuals such as yourself.
is that a satisfactory answer???
now let me ask you something, what would you do if you came face to face with evil incarnate?
NO BECAUSE I'M NOT THEISTIC! There I wrote it in big letters for you so you can understand better. The last time you asked you were pointed in the direction of my essay. By coming back and asking again shows off your ignorance.
Learn something about me and my views and the views of my members before coming here and shooting off your mouth. Its not asking much its common courtesy really.
Magistrate Stuart Ellaway
Magistrate Ellaway<BR>
'Jesus saves but satan catches the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!'<BR>
Magistrate
<a href='http://www.churchofsatan.org'>First Church of Satan</A><BR>
Founder
<A HREF='http://www.churchofsatan.org/fcosuk'>First Church of Satan UK</A>
Re: Satan sucks!!
Mr Muscle, the real idiot here is you because you clearly havn't got an idea what the hell your talking about because we are NOT pseudo-satanists and the majority of us DON'T worship satan. Maybe you should read up a little on what you blab your mouth off about because trust me, you have no idea. On the other hand, you do give us some amusing entertainment. BTW where did you get your glasses, I'd really like a pair.................S M O O T H.
HelenMD Moderator
Posts: 181
(5/28/03 10:41 pm) Reply
Aw I think I've found a perfect couple....
Oh Lenny you've come to the wrong board. If you want to pick up young men you have to go to a homosexual chatroom or dating site. I'm sure Andy would be very flattered that you really want him to be gay but I don't think anyone, not even you, is going to be able to persuade him to be something he isn't.
Good luck in finding that special guy. You could try our Mr. Foster here! He obviously needs some sexual healin'. He's so messed up that he can't even remember that he asked the same question about a year ago and he lost that argument back then as well.
I hope you'll be very happy together. xxxx
Re: Satan sucks!!
oh wow....Mr Muscle has a friend. OK Lenny I have no problems with my sexuality. I am bicurious so @#%$ what? and even if I was gay why would I be ashamed to admit it? Your another moron who comes on our message board spouting useless, idiotic crap. But you know, now we've got two of you, we might have 2 brain cells between you for even more laughs. Welcome Lenny.
Ave Voluptatis Carnis!!!
Rev. Andy Brown
HelenMD Moderator
Posts: 183
(5/28/03 11:28 pm) Reply
?
And where's the ageing rapper friend who called in to say 'what up' or whatever last time? Has he sensed the undeniable sexual chemistry between Lenny and Ed and slumped off, heartbroken, to play with himself? Maybe you should all go bowling together and then go back to Edward's sparsley decorated one bedroomed apartment to share your love between the three of you. Oh how touching.
HelenMD Moderator
Posts: 184
(5/28/03 11:41 pm) Reply
....
Incidentally, Mr. Foster, to avoid the 'burning pits of hell' I strongly suggest the use of a good quality, hypo-allergenic underarm deodorant.
(your new freshness will drive Lenny craaazy )
However, Lenny isn't gay, but he sure knows what he's talking
about!! I have noticed too that most Satanist males are
homosexuals, or in Andrew's case: Bi-Curious!!
He came to this forum because I posted the link to it on my
message forum!! Lenny was glad to come here because he
gets a kick out of how immature Satanist really are!!
Re: ....
oh hold on....Mr Muscle claims to be the 'Master of the Web'...wow this is great. Are you part of some kind of He-man rip off?
Us immature? To be honest I find the members of this board to be the maturist of all the message boards I have come accross. I mean come on....this is all very hypocitical of you Edward.....isn't claiming that the majority of satanists are gay a little narrow minded and to be honest a plain radiculous comment.
Ave Voluptatis Carnis!!!
Rev. Andy Brown
HelenMD Moderator
Posts: 185
(5/29/03 12:01 am) Reply
oh dear
You visit a board full of satanists and this is the best you can do?
If you're looking to combat 'immaturity' I guess your way is to fight fire with fire. Only problem is you are shooting blanks because you are uneducated and you are way out of your depth.
You reign supreme as our homophobic board clown.
No, honestly, thank YOU!
HelenMD Moderator
Posts: 186
(5/29/03 12:21 am) Reply
To Mr. Foster
Has Lenny done a survey? If so why? Does he have some vested interest in discovering the sexual preferences of the satanists of the world? I know of one gay satanist and that's it. There may be more but peope's sexuality is of little interest to me.
And besides, if Lenny's findings are true what's your point exactly? So they're gay. And...?
And your previous contribution to this colourful board was lost in the big hack we suffered. It's a shame because you could have looked there before posting and saved yourself the time you've wasted posting it again.
I believe that post was also entitled 'Satan Sucks!!' You should get some new material.
HelenMD Moderator
Posts: 187
(5/29/03 12:24 am) Reply
And
by the way, is there anything you'd like to have a proper discussion about? Because if not then I'm going to go to bed.
You mean someone hacked this forum?! You must piss alot of
people off online, huh?! You don't have ANY idea what the
question was before the post was erased?!
Ok, give me an idea what you think Hell is!!
Whatever is is, I'm sure you'll be going to it someday anyways!!
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