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Dawezy Master Dark Knight Posts: 142 (10/24/03 6:59 pm) Reply	Story Randomizer Heres the basic deal, im gonna start up a bit of a story, using the character portraits for every new paragraph/sentences (go here to use any of those images for this FFIV story game) if you want to link to anything else, bleh, if it aint FF4 i'll edit it out aight? lol, i'll start off so you get a basic idea. : Ahhh... another day of looting crystals and being payed for it.. life couldnt be any better.. : gives Cecil a bit of a shove come'on.. we havent had a decent fuck in a long time.. take a day off so we can get busy : Ehhhhhh..... if you insist. Cecil proceeds to Cid's office to ask for a day off Yo, Cid. : Ugh, what.. : Can i take the day off? : The HELL you say, you gotta go and bomb 3 nations by lunch, and your already a few nations behind.. so, how does uh.. NO!! GET THE HELL OUT!! sound? good? ok. : Blarg leaves to meet Rosa outside : So, what did the old bastard say? : Well, he basically told me to go fuck myself. $:\$ : Eh, i suppose we can have sex on the run then : Here Here!! both Cecil and Rosa proceed to the nearest Red Wings ship and keep the Captains Deck to themselves So, now that we got a moment.. how about you get comfy and take that dress off? : Make me Meanwhile, Kain makes his way through the skies and lands stealthfully on the deck of the ship.. sneaking around so he is latched to the side of the main windows, out of sight but can still see what Rosa and Cecil are doing.. : ...................... (hmm.. this could be a good show) ...................... This is where you can either; Continue the Story, or totall randomize it.. by making it completely different, or even take the story elsewhere in the FFIV world.. you dont have to make your post as long as mine, but i just wanted some more detail.. hehe.. geocities.com/thedawezy/forums/ <-- for the face sprites, use any/all of them if you need/want to. pub238.ezboard.com/fdawezysdomainfrm7.showMessage?topicID=10.topic <-- beating the post censor. Edited by: Dawezy at: 10/29/03 11:01 am
Dawezy Master Dark Knight Posts: 211 (25/2/04 6:39 pm) Reply	Another FF4 Story.. All was plain and quiet in the town of Mysidia.. as Palom sit in his room, studying over his Black Magic.. when all of a sudden... : Well, how fucking boring is this becoming.. $:\$ I need to get the hell out of this room before i go nuts. And promptly, Palom leaped from his seat and jumped out the window and snuck into the Mysidia Pub.. where all the other Black Mages goto to drown their sorrows.. but there was a group of people that he had never seen before.. it was Cecil & Company (Rosa, Rydia, Kain, Edge aswell.. this is before Palom knew any of them, just so the rest of the story makes sense) : Whoa! that bitch in the green is hot.. wonder if i should try my moves on her.. that Ninja seems to be quite close to her. After a few seconds of pondering.. : whispers Sleep! Palom casts Sleep quietly in Edge... and we shift the scene to Edge. : And thats how i single handly defeated that pack of Ogres, evading every hit they threw at me. : Wow, how exciting. (sarcasim) : Heh, thats nothing though.......... yawn hey.... im feeling tired all of a....... yawn......... ugh.. Edge slumps backwards and falls asleep on the ground, snoring slightly.. Rydia swivels the chair around to see him, snoozing.. she pulls up a smirk : Heh, fuckin lightwieght. Cant handle a few drinks. As she swivels the chair back around she takes another sip of her drink and she notices a new figure sitting where Edge previously was. : Yo babe! Wassup! : Oh please.. you dont even look like your HALF my age. : Yeah? but i bet my Fire Rod is bigger then that little Ninja there! : That being said, Edge wakes up without Palom noticing as he continues to bloat infront of Rydia. : Seriously though, how'd you like to come home with a real man... feels a hand on his shoulder ...eh? oop : Please continue.. as Edge begins to apply pressure onto Paloms shoulder with his grip tightening : Ow ow ow ow ow ahh ahh ahh the pain... Edge then lifts Palom off the seat, and throws him straight out the door (where he lands in a garbage bin)... Rydia then gets up and gives Edge a pat on the back : best thing you've done all day. : My pleasure ^_^
Dawezy Master Dark Knight Posts: 284 (15/3/04 6:22 pm) Reply	Yet another FF4 tale of madness.. Its another lovely day in the lands of Baron, as Cecil the Paladin strolls the streets of Baron, Rosa next to him, as they get praise from the occasional passer-byer. After about an hour of constant praise, Rosa just stops in her tracks. : Eh? whats wrong my dear? : EVERYTHING IS!! all this constant praise is really starting to piss me off. I mean, sure we kicked Zeromus' ass good, but why do people have to keep on thanking us for something that happen so long ago? : Dont worry yourself about it, lets just get back to the castle and... : You have changed too.. : ...........?? : The sex just... isnt what it used to be.. and you keep screaming out a different name everytime we get busy.. : (Fuck, she is onto me >.>) uhh.... im not sure what your talking about my Dea.. : AND that's another thing! since when did you call me "dear" huh!? are you seeing someone else? : ........ Yes. : with who!? : Her... and her, oh, her too... not to forget that little devil there, also that babe.. along with.. points at about 10 wemon in the crowd of people giving praise : $:\$ believe it or not, im actually impressed. : : But im going to have to kill you now.. chants HOLY... Cecil gets pounded with ball upon ball of the mighty HOLY spell, he then drops to the ground dead after copping 9999 damage from it. : Typical pimp, i hope you rot somewhere nasty.. All of a sudden, Cecil gets back up and brushes a bit of dirt off his armour.. but wait, whats this!? he is a Dark Knight once more!! Rosas eye's suddenly light up with joy and she leaps back at him and pins him down, so she is ontop : Heh heh, thanks.. i needed that beatup to get my sense straight again. : I lust.. err.. live to serve you my lord of darkness : so uh.. we gonna start sexing here infront of everyone? or would you rather do it in private? : Ahh i love the way your so evil and kinky : Lets be off then. Cecil wisks Rosa unto his arms as they walk away to the nearby Castle to get busay under the sheets.. thus ending another tale from the deep, dark crevases of my mind XD Edited by: Dawezy at: 15/3/04 6:24 pm
Dawezy Master Dark Knight Posts: 312 (18/4/04 8:52 pm) Reply	Another twisted tale from the FF4 world. For your viewing pleasure, i am going to re-enact the Tellah vs Edward bout.. more commonly reffered to as the birth of the "Spoony Bard" line.. without further typing, here is the short story behind this event; Cecil, Rydia & Tellah approach the thrown room of Damcyan, to see a wounded woman on the ground.. Tellah then runs to the front of the group! "Anna!" he shouts.. as he gets all worked up, Edward, the prince of Damcyan comes out from the corner of the room.. : YOU! You did this to her didnt you? you little bastard!! : No, wait, you dont understand! : YOU SPOONY BARD! Tellah runs at Edward, and begins attacking him relentlessly : Uwaa!! : YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH!! : Wait damnit! i need to explain how.. : SHUT THE FUCK UP! as he beats Edward over the head with his Staff : ................... is now unconcious on the ground : Heh heh, perfect.. now you will taste my wraith! Tellah casts FIRE2 on the unconcious Bard, incinerating him on the ground where he lays.. Tellah then gives a sigh of relief and turns to face Cecil & Rydia.. : ALRIGHT THEN! lets get on with this.. : Erm.. Tellah. : WHAT!!?!?! : Well uh.. we needed him alive, to get the Hovercraft, to get back to Baron and get the Sandruby to cure Rosa, so she is going to die now.. thanks alot. : Yeah! You old bastard! Auntie Rosa is gonna croak! : $:\$ Oh............... well, seem's i just fucked up the storyline.. : Bah.. and i was on Level 25 aswell. See what i come up with on late nights? heh.. TILL NEXT TIME!!! Edited by: Dawezy at: 18/4/04 8:57 pm
Dawezy Master Dark Knight Posts: 1111 (3/6/05 11:28 am) Reply	Re: Another twisted tale from the FF4 world. : My sword is bigger then yours. : Yeah? Says who? : ME! Bitch! * DRK Cecil clobbers the Paladin over the head with his "bigger" Sword. : : Bow down mortals! XD

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