notso swift
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(2/20/06 11:29 am)
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Vet
A woman walks into a Vet's surgery carrying a very limp looking duck. The woman pleads with the vet o help her pet duck. The vet looks at it, and declares that the duck is dead. The woman, distraught with grief asks the vet if he is sure. SO the vet checks again, and confirms that indeed the duck is dead. The woman continues, are you sure, since you haven't done any tests.
OK says the vet, goes out, and returns with a black labrador. The dog jumps up, sniffs the duck from beak to vent, then vent to beak. It then looks up with its sad brown eyes, and shakes its head to the vet. The vet then leads the dog out, and returns with a cat. The cat jumps onto the examination table, and prods the duck, and then sniffs the duck, as the dog had done. It looked up at the vet, shook its head, jumped down from the table, and left the room.
The vet says to the woman, maam, I am very sorry, but your duck is dead. He then goes to his computer and prints the bill. The woman, astonished at the $150 bill protests. How the f%#ck can it be $150 !!!. The vet calmly says, maam, if you took my word for it, the bill would be $20, but with the lab results and the cat scan, well, it has gone up to $150.
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