RoyBoy302
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(2/27/06 5:10 pm)
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What took soooooo long
>A young woman from Cairns purchased a piece of Rain forest in the Cape
>Tribulation area.
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>There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.
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>She wanted to get a good view of her land, so she started to climb the
>big tree.
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>As she neared the top, she encountered a Cockatoo that attacked her.
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>In her haste to escape, the she slid down the tree to the ground and
got
>many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried
>to the Mossman hospital to see a Doctor.
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>He listened to her story then told her to go into the examining room
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>he would see
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>if he could help her. She sat and waited for three hours before the
>doctor reappeared.
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>The angry woman demanded " What took you so long?" and he replied "
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>Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
the
>Lands Department, and the Douglas Shire Council before I could remove
>old-growth timber from a recreational area."
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