Dave H0jak
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(9/12/04 7:00 am)
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Why I hate Asian people
Why I hate Asians.
I know a lot of you have tagged me as being "anti-Asian." Well, let me come clean, and just say that I am anti-Asian. Allow me to explain why:
It was one year ago. I was training at the Champion House. After tapping for the 17th time in a row, I decided I better hit the showers. The guy who made me tap the last six times just happened to be of Asian descent. Well, he decided he'd kicked enough ass for one day, and he followed me. We made some small talk as we got undressed. I blushed when I realized I was still hard from rolling around with him. All of the sudden, he dropped his wallet and went down to pick it up. While doing so, he noticed "little Hojak" fully erect. He instantly shunned away. "Are you fûcking gay or something?" I blushed even more. Then his shock turned to laughter. "Hahaha! You're c0ck is so fúcking small! What is that, like, two and half inches? Haha!!!" I angrily corrected him: "No! It's 2.7 inches!" He still continued mocking me: "Fúck, I'm Asian, and even I dwarf you!" I got pissed off and unloaded a classic Hojakism on him: "Yeah, well fúck you, you peter-puffing gook!" and with that, he just grabbed me and threw me right into the wall as hard as he could. Then he got dressed and left as if nothing had happened. They found me three hours later, bloody, with two broken bones, completely out of it.
Ever since that day, I've hated Asians.
BUT I STILL GET HARD THINKING ABOUT THAT ASIAN STUD MAN HANDLING ME!!!
Edited by: Dave H0jak at: 9/12/04 7:07 am
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