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Lunafey
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Posts: 50
(5/31/03 11:51 pm)
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You know you play too much EverQuest when....
..... you wonder why people look at you funny when you say things like "I spent last night working on my one handed skill."
..... you start referring to dogs as drolvargs and cats as vah shir.
..... you run in fear of werewolves in youth areas on halloween.
..... seeing a wolf or bear in town giving things to someone or shopping is no big deal.
..... you can actually tell what someone's religion/class is just by looking at them, as well as how they con.
..... you tell beggars they can have some plat if they beat you in a duel.
..... you wonder what dollars (inser proper currency for non-americans or canadians) are and insist on using cp, sp, and gp to buy things.
..... you kill your liver off trying to work on your alcohol tolerance skill IRL.
..... you insist on your boss ringing a bell whenever you get a promotion.
..... you avoid trains like the plague (alternatly, you stand in front of them expceting to stop them and save some poor newbie)
..... you wonder if singers that you hate are really bards using their songs to screw with people's heads.
..... you try to teach your pet (warder for you beastlords) the "pet -" commands.

Feel free to come up with some of your own guys.

Lunafey, The Only Member of the Guild Without a Tag

Liliminiel
LoreMaster
Posts: 428
(5/31/03 11:54 pm)
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Re: You know you play too much EverQuest when....
...your wife nudges you in the middle of the night to go pick up a crying baby...you grope around near her knee and say...I'm looking for the longsword that dropped!:rollin

Liliminiel Starfyre
Wizard 51st Level

Bamlador Flinstone
Guild Leader
End of Agony

Posts: 24
(6/8/03 5:35 am)
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Re: You know you play too much EverQuest when....
You play EQ too much when you're chatting on an internet program and you reply to every message sent with the letter r

rSee ya,

Baron Bamlador Flinstone
60 Warlord
< End of Agony >
"Armor dye is for sissies!"

Books N Arrows
Officer of the Agonizing Alliance
Posts: 507
(6/8/03 10:27 am)
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Re: You know you play too much EverQuest when....
you say lol instead of just laughing out loud.
you look at everything as a trade skill .. noodles + sause + meat + pan = dinner.
you no longer use mph everything is jboots, sow and selos.


Books

alzzar
CraftMaster
Posts: 75
(6/8/03 7:19 pm)
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Re: You know you play too much EverQuest when....
you go into the bar and order a bottle of sow potion

then the bartender asks you if you want a single shot of sow or a 10 shot hehe

Alzzar

Tazliin
Registered User
Posts: 21
(6/9/03 1:50 am)
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Re: You know you play too much EverQuest when....
You're waiting to pull out into traffic and a huge line of cars are coming and all you can think of is "TRAIN!!!"

Taz

p.s. I actually did this the other night...hehe

Eanelen
Soon to be Summoning near you
Posts: 21
(6/10/03 3:11 am)
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*grin*
Something exciting happens, and you shout "Woot!! Gratz" and everyone looks at you funny wanting to know what the heck "Woot" is


(No lie, i've done that *blush)

Lyrwolf Wyntersbayn 
Keeper of the Tomb of the Gathering
Posts: 102
(6/10/03 3:14 am)
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Re: *grin*
When you type all your emails and you use woot, ROFL, LOL, LMAO, LMAOROFL, gratz, grats...ect

and your spell checker gives up on helping you out.

Shadowdeth Demisedsoul
40 Necromancer/ Keeper of the Tomb of the Gathering

Lyrwolf Wyntersbayn
52 Wanderer/Ambassador to Wandering Spirits/End of Agony

Officer of the Gathering Twilight on Terris-Thule

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