Oh DEAR.. Generic Emilie Brian.... You had me cracking up with the Max stuff.. and I will ask Santa for Jason.. since he is all the Max's rolled up into one! (my favorite being Future Max.. I mean I just don't get anything out of a man without a shirt.. Don't get me wrong. he has a BEAUTIFUL body.. but I would rather have his heart!)By the way.. THERE IS NOTHING GENERIC ABOUT MAX... he is the MAN!!!!
as for Tess.. well she puts the G IN GENERIC!!
And.. well since you are just a bit out numbered here Brian just take it like a generic man and be done with it!! Generically speaking so you can understand...
Oh I see you figured out the smileys.. I told you to cut and paste the WHOLE thing.. It has the IMG part there.. ummm DOES generic cut and pasting ring a bell.. I understand...
I have to say I been just a bit nongenericly bitchie knowing that its a generic rerun this week.. I have to try and control myself.. So watch out Brian..
I am under control.. I am under control... see its working.
Hey Brian.. Your so nice to Tina.. but .. I got the Generic sarcastic Emilie's fan.. what is up with that....
The NONGENERIC MAX (Jason) FAN... Looking at him.. He is just BEHR PLEASURE!!!!!
signed.....IMM
Stick a fork in us Maxwell we're done!
Re: To Be Generic, Or Not To Be
oh Generic one.. here is the transcripts from Max to Max and the White room.. no where does it say that the gang can shapeshift..
MAX: Why can he shape shift and we can’t?
TESS: Because he doesn’t have a human body like us, Max. He needs to hide who he really is.
NASEDO: I can shape-shift into any of these agents: take their form, even their fingerprints. That’s why they added the X-ray scanner. My bone structure is far from human. I can change my appearance, but not what’s on the inside. Your bone structure, on the other hand, is one hundred percent human.
MICHAEL: So you’re different from me?
NASEDO: Biology lessons later. Come on. If I’m going to get through that door, I’m going to need one of you with me, and since the only female agent at the Special Unit is now dead, it’s you and me, Michael.
MICHAEL: I can’t get through the scanner, either. I can’t change my fingerprints.
NASEDO: Yes you can, you just don’t know you can. I’ll teach you. I just hope for Max’s sake that you’re a quick study. I’m going to need both of you, too.
They can take on the finger prints but Tess.. YOUR OH HOLY ONE.. said they can't shapeshift because they have bones and Nasedo doesn't he said they were 100% human as far as bone structure goes..... So Lonnie can take on Iz's looks because she is Iz in a way... she made her hair longer.. etc.. but I don't think that is shapeshifting.. Like Lonnie becoming Tess... because that would be changing bone structure.. hmmmm
So... whatcha think... ??????
The NONGENERIC MAX (Jason) FAN... Looking at him.. He is just BEHR PLEASURE!!!!!
(Max to Liz) I believe in you!!!
Lis...
signed.....IMM
Stick a fork in us Maxwell we're done!
Re: To Be Generic, Or Not To Be
All I ever said was that I believed they could shapeshift somewhat. Change into someone else? Maybe, maybe not. We'll see in the future. So don't go start any GENERIC arguments about it just yet!! And yes, I'm nice to Tina, she's special in that way. You're special in another way, you get me going so I have to vent. But its all fun...let's just leave it at that, and not get into some GENERIC discourse on the subject.
"I believe in you" - Oh geez, but am I in for it after the Christmas Carol. I'm getting my witty comebacks warmed up now.
Ready for Dreamgirl gushing (GENERICALLY, at least),
Emilie Fan
For darling Brian....
FOR Brian.. what is up with that PICTURE... yes that is what I noticed first!!!
Well, I would rather they kept Tess as Tess.. (so I don't believe they can shapeshift.. Let them explain with the whole bone thing.. how can Lonnie become Tess when she is like 2 feet taller!! ) she is getting fun to watch.. Christmas carol.. I have no idea what you are talking about.. I try to stay away from spoiler boards.. (yeah RIGHT ) Did you see the trailer for the Christmas Carol? I think Tess is having PMS.. Iz too... Not a happy time in Roswell with two alien's PMSing.. Hmmm
I know I am the one that gets you going.. I seem to have that effect on men.. (I LOVE to debate things with Men because they seem to think so differently then women.) Someone has to keep you going on here... I happen to know its all in fun.. I actually look forward to your post I need a laugh after dealing with kids and going to school... Besides your event in the White Room.. the Max thing had me rolling.. (Future Max, Running with no shirt on Max, standing there doing nothing with no shirt on Max)You made me see how funny people are about Max.. (didn't notice it before, leave it to you to point it out... You Emilie lover you..)
Well we will have to see who is who on Roswell.. Honestly I wouldn't have thought of anyone shapeshifting until I read it on here.. Thanks alot... These next two weeks are going to suck.. Getting ready for your Generic dreamgirl bashing.. (2 WEEKS AND COUNTING) BRING IT ON!!!!
Have a good day everyone.. AND Yes even you Brian you, UNGENERIC ANTIDREAMGIRL you..
signed.....IMM
The NONGENERIC MAX (Jason) FAN... Looking at him.. He is just BEHR PLEASURE!!!!!
(Max to Liz) I believe in you!!
Re: For darling Lis....
New picture, hope you like this one better! Xmas Carol - Max and Liz getting closer, Tess bitching about having nowhere to sit. Doesn't look good for me.
Yes, men and women think much different. I'm not going to go into my opinions because there are so many sweet ladies that log on here.
Re: For darling Brian...
Find another picture, that one doesn't tick me off that much! (just thought I would say that.. maybe you'll buy it!!) So you have seen the trailor.. I thought it was funny with Tess yelling.. and the two men just sitting there, with that "look" on their faces!! ahhhhhhhhh and Max and Liz.. what can I say, but... its about darn time!
1 week 6 days and counting!!
signed.....IMM
The NONGENERIC MAX (Jason) FAN... Looking at him.. He is just BEHR PLEASURE!!!!!
(Max to Liz) I believe in you!!
Re: For darling Brian...
I haven't seen the trailor yet, I have to download quicktime first. I'm bummed though cuz I don't know what you guys are talking about! I'll find out soon though, I hope. But if it has Max & Liz getting closer...WOOOO HOOOOO!!!
Lis, weekend would work great (as long as I don't already have a commitment...but that's doubtful) so keep me posted. Would love to get together.
Can't wait for the 18th!
Tina
~Neeners~
-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"The pathway is broken,
And the signs are unclear..."
YET, "I SHALL BELIEVE"!!! <3
Trailer Time
YES, by all means Tina, download Quicktime NOW!! (Only takes a minute or so, I think). This has got to be the longest and funniest trailer yet. Strangely, it reveals nothing as to what the episode is about. Just some caroling with humorous scenes spliced in. I don't know if this is going to be the official trailer that WB will show or not. This version has no voiceover by that mysterious sounding WB announcer and I haven't seen any ads for it at all on the network. Not even during/after "Skin & Bones" last night, which I found disconcerting.
Re: Trailer Time
Brian's right.. (oh no did I just agree with him??) Its a really good trailer. I think Tess is the funniest in it. Of course the Max to Liz line is by far the best we have heard this season... (running just ahead of the "I'm coming for you Liz")
Oh! Look Brian changed his picture... Has reality set in Brian?
and yes before you can comment on my picture change, because I can hear it now... Its a picture of JASON.. not him as MAX just him!... Isn't he just <sigh> handsome!!!
signed.....IMM
The NONGENERIC MAX (Jason) FAN... Looking at him.. He is just BEHR PLEASURE!!!!!
(Max to Liz) I believe in you!!
Midwest Max Crazed Roswellian
Posts: 138
(12/6/00 6:44 pm) Reply
Ease his Pain
Okay, Brian. I think there is some confusion here between you and the dreamgirls.
In your opinion, does Tess have to be with Max? Or could we set her up with someone else? Alex? Kyle? The Sheriff? Because to the Dreamgirl, Max HAS to be with Liz. Accept no substitutions. Would you be happy to see Tess with anyone or does it have to be Max?
I like the way you're thinking. Set up Tess with the Sheriff? An older man with a younger woman? Of course, I'm just kidding. I don't think we older men could handle younger women. But you never know.
Re: Ease his Pain
Karen... Our sweet little Brian.. wants Tess set up with HIM! Screw Max (HMMMM...... now that sounds............ STOP THINKING LIKE THAT!!)
Brain... "The real one".. really likes Tess well Emilie.. Brian "the generic one".. well he likes to piss us off with the whole Tess and Max stuff.. including his pictures!!
I think Pierce did something to OUR Brian.. You know Brian was taken into the White Room... I just don't think he ever recovered...
signed.....IMM
The NONGENERIC MAX (Jason) FAN... Looking at him.. He is just BEHR PLEASURE!!!!!
(Max to Liz) I believe in you!!
Re: Ease his Pain
Ok IMM, ya found me out. Something happened to the real Brian. He managed to escape from The White Room, but then he went to Roswell to warn The Pod Squad of The Special Unit's intentions, and that's when he met his demise. You see, Tess was very grateful for Brian's warning and to thank him she gave him a kiss, and well....let's just say it was more than poor Brian could handle, being weak from the torture he endured in The White Room, and all. To be precise - His head exploded. Big chunks all over the back room of The Crashdown. Very messy.
As for me - I'm Dup Brian. Nongenericous is the name, you can call me Non-G. In case your wondering why Tess was so spaced out at the end of "Max In The City", I can tell you that I saved her from Rath and Lonnie and before Max could arrive.....I kinda blew her mind. So Brian's death is avenged.
Karen, Brian wanted me to tell you that he did not find it neccesary for Tess to be with Max. In fact he stated once that he thought that if they DID get together it would only be a temporary thing brought about by Max's hurt over Liz and need for some form of love from somebody. He knew where Max's heart really lied, and he didn't see it ever really working out with Tess. He did however hold out hope that M/T WOULD get together because, after all, his sole purpose on this planet was to piss off and revel in the lament of Dreamgirls, so from that standpoint he did think it would be a good thing. But overall he didn't want Tess to be with anyone but him, but now that's he's gone I'm sure he would want Tess to be happy and find love (just not with The Sheriff - EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!).
Brian sends his love from beyond the grave,
Dup Emilie Fan
Re: Ease his Pain
See Karen.. the truth always comes out..
Our Brian is gone now.. we must put up with Dup. Brian.. I know it will be hard at first.. but we can all deal with him.
Tell me.. VERY MUCH-G... Do you dress just as bad as the other Dups.. and did you come from underground? You must have been the 5th pod yet to be seen.. (everyone has seen it first here on this board.. 5th pod is the Dup Brian unless he came from the big rock?)
I am glad that you cleared everything up, Very Much-G.. I was starting to wonder about you...
signed.....IMM
The NONGENERIC MAX (Jason) FAN... Looking at him.. He is just BEHR PLEASURE!!!!!
(Max to Liz) I believe in you!!
Midwest Max Crazed Roswellian
Posts: 139
(12/7/00 2:26 pm) Reply
Re: Max in the City
Hmm, Dup Brain...
Do you by chance have any tattoos, piercings or strange facial hair? Have you ever used the word "epic" in a sentence without referring to a Cecil B. DeMille movie?
Ryal, I think if given the chance, you'd find the energy to keep up with Tess!
Non - G: The Other White Dup
I really don't know where I come from. I just woke up hung over in Hoboken one day. Hmmm, maybe I was just really drunk. I'm not like the other Dups, except for having one power in common with them: The power to be abrasive and annoying. I have no tats, slightly more normal hair, and some weird goatee stuff on my face. I'm totally human but if I dressed differently I might resemble the Real Dups. But I'm just a defective clone. Sorry, you're stuck with me now.
I'M BACK!
Wow, this place has been deserted lately. No new eppys, so I guess no one has anything to say. Its been tough going a week without at leat a rerun. I'm a much bigger fan now then I was at this time last year, so its been like my best friend has gone away when I have no Roswell to watch.
Anywho, I'm back! That generic Dup guy had to go. I didn't mind that he was doing stuff like sleeping with my wife (hell, SOMEBODY'S gotta do it), driving my car, withdrawing money from my bank account, eating my food, drinking my beer, or answering my emails (rather rudely) but when he thought he could cancel my subscription to the Porn-of-the-Month Club, well, he went too far. He had to go, he outta here. I told him to get his 'epic' ass out of my face and he split. Watch out, he may be coming to a town near you.
My head exploded, last you heard, and that is true. But Tess, sweetheart that she is, carefully collected all the pieces (except for the one chunk that landed in the deep fryer, Michael served that with an order of Space Fries) and using her healing powers along with the healing stones was able to put Humpty Dumpty back together again. So, I'm back and feelin' fine. Except for the fact that the missing piece of my head contained my common sense and I do things now like eat raw chicken and cross the street without looking both ways. But other than that I'm back in the game. We're within a week of a new episode, things are looking up!
Re: I'M BACK!
BRIAN... WE (I) missed you... Glad to see that SHE was able to somewhat put you back together.. (even though she did a a half ass job!)Thats ok.. some real Brian is better then Dup Brian!!
Now I was thinking about this Max in the City thing.. and well with Liz's new powers.. umm Iz helping her.. but she DIDN'T dream walk.. she mind warped.. something that Max's so-called bride does.. Remember seeing something that isn't there.. "Sometimes its easier to do that then,to see whats right in front of her face.." (That was Tess to Liz from Destiny..) Well I just thought that I would add that..
I am so happy to see Brian.. I have had no one to pick on and since he is well kinda back.. (raw chicken.. ewww Brian) its good to see him!!! Not looking both ways in Las Vegas.. could be a problem Brian, you know they aim their cars not drive them!!!!
Take care all and you too Brian...
signed.....IMM
The NONGENERIC MAX (Jason) FAN... Looking at him.. He is just BEHR PLEASURE!!!!!
(Max to Liz) I believe in you!!
Re: I'M BACK!
Hi guys! Glad to see your back and alive, Brian!
Yeah, this place has been dead lately...but I have a feeling it'll come back to life after Monday's episode! Can't wait to see it. Read some bummer news from Ryal on the "Roswell Reporter" forum about the rerun schedule! It might not be true, so we'll have to see how things unfold, but if it is true... We'll see...
Just wanted to drop in and say hi! Hope everyone is doing well. I'm hoping to be on a little more often since I'm finally starting to settle into this new job. Talk to everyone soon here.
Waiting for Monday to roll around,
~Neeners~
A GENERIC DREAMGIRL <3
Midwest Max Crazed Roswellian
Posts: 144
(12/14/00 3:10 pm) Reply
Re: Max in the City
Tina, I saw that rerun schedule. I shuddered, then I wept like a two-year-old.
See what happens when you give the fans nine eps in a row? You spoil them, then they can't handle the drought. I'm so pathetic I rewatched the pilot before I went to bed the other night. Maria's hair! heh
And by the way, it's been a good 4 episodes since we've seen any significant Behr skin. What's the deal with that? Maybe they'll give all of us dreamgirls a little Christmas present on Monday. We can only hope!
This is stupid, but for some reason I thought of it the other day - it could have been that I was watching the pilot and wondering why in September in New Mexico in the middle of the day, Max was wearing a sweater and Michael and Isabel had jackets on. Anyway, I digress. Has anyone ever notice that no matter how hot it gets (even in the middle of a heatwave) the guys never wear shorts? What's with that? I live in subzero winters and I saw a guy wearing shorts the other day. Of course, I am only wondering this out of selfish Behr skin reasons....ahem
Re: To Be Generic, Or Not To Be
For darling Brian.... 
I'll find out soon though, I hope. But if it has Max & Liz getting closer...WOOOO HOOOOO!!! 
Of course, I'm just kidding. 
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