Re: Roswell, the Movie
I'm a total dreamer, and the only way that I would watch this movie if it was real, was if M/L were together. Stop with the teasing. (Or are you serious? Now see what you've done?! I'm all confused! And this is my first time ever on this board, so you can't do this to me, when I don't know if you're teasing or not!) I've got to go read some M/L Nc-17 fanfiction now to get my mind working the right way again. ARRHHH!
Re: Roswell, the Movie
In That case, that was funny. (but you did right after I read the spoilers for The End Of The World.) I'll have to think with a clear mind next time. LOL! Like THAT ever happens! Thanks for clearing that up with this dreamer. And I like the idea, but M/L are more than friends. I've been spoiled that way with my fanfics! Thanks again, and I can't believe that I fell for that one!
~Morning Dreamgirl~
I read it before Ryal posted that it was a joke and I was NO WAY. Then a few minutes later I saw his second post. He our local comedian. Helps to lighten up the atomsphere with all the crazy stuff and rumours that are happening this season.
Re: Roswell, the Movie
As Vicki said, I originally started this post as a joke inspired by Julie's story about Jason being in a Covina coffee bar and on a lap top from his mysterious bag. The thread ran it's course and had been inactive for a while, so as a moderator of the Spoilers thread, I considered closing it. But suddenly it's active again. Therefore my next post will include some additional spoiler info from the script of Roswell, the Movie.
Re: Roswell, the Movie
After Max had reunited with his wife from his home planet, and Liz agreed to remain friends but give him up to his wife, his wife mysteriously disappeared. Max realized that his true love was still Liz, but had no idea where she was. So he needed to raise some funds to help him find her. Having just turned 18, Max realized his best chance to raise a lot of money fast was to get a job as a male stripper, focusing on bachelorette parties. Again this became a casting problem. Max's first job was to be at a bachelorette party for a bride to be who at this time shall remain nameless. No permission has been given to release her picture either. But there is an open invitation to people on this board to attend the party. All they have to do is sign up on this thread. If the bride to be signs up, not realizing she's the guest of honor, there's a possiblity her identity will be revealed, although this will not be done without her permission. All of this gives rise to the possibility that there will be a Roswell, the Movie II.
I love it! You KNOW I am there! Max (Jason) stripping?! Who could resist THAT?!?! But, will this bride-to-be be HIS bride or someone else's??? I guess someone else's since he's raising the money to go find his love, Liz, huh?! Oh well, we can all DREAM it would be to be his bride. **SIGH**
You KNOW the groom NEVER attends a bachelorette party for his bride to be, much less is a PARTICIPANT. Therefore the bride to be, cannot marry the stripper. Don't get greedy.
Re: Roswell, the Movie
Since only two women have signed up for this bachelorette party, and only one of them is single with no children and happens to be the bride to be, the party is hereby cancelled and the two who have signed up will have to share Max on a night on the town. The author's job is to keep Max's true love, Liz, occupied while this threesome is doing their thing.
I think this thread has run its course, so sometime after the night on the town, for which Max will be paid a significant amount of money and which occurs on Halloween Night, this thread will be closed, unless there is a groundswell of objections. In this way, we can get back to the serious task of discussing Roswell and end all this silliness.
Re: Roswell, the Movie
Now that Tina's engagement is official, the bachelorette party can proceed if more of you female Roswellians sign up. I think Tina deserves a big party, not only for herself, but for Max to raise the funds for his reconcilliation with Liz. Unless more sign up, the plan for Vicki and Tina to have a night on the town with Max will go forward and this thread will be closed to further posts.
Have fun, ladies.
Ryal
Midwest Max Dedicated Roswellian
Posts: 91
(11/5/00 5:33 am)
Re: Roswell the Movie
Ah! For God's sake, put me down for the bachelorette party! I'm not letting Vicki and Tina have Stripper Max all to themselves!! AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH (loud shout of panic)
C'mon, ladies! Sign up so we can have a bachelorette party with Max stripping!!