I knew there was something missing on the board. Ahhhh now it is all complete.
Hey Ed would you like to claim yourself the new High Priest of the FCoS? Every other online moron seems to be. Hey you and your lover Lenny could claim you are the rightful heir to the throne of Egan himself.
Are there any useful contributions you'd like to make now or are you also going for the position of most useless online entity 2003?
Re: And
If you bothered to even read the other parts of the board you'd know all about it wouldn't you.
As for the question that was lost it was surprisingly the same question you asked at the beginning of this thread. *knocks on Ed's head* hellooooo anyone in there?
What is Hell? Hrm listening to you ramble I would imagine. That or being forced to watch you and Lenny string a useful sentence together between the two of you.
Ed Foster and his sad friends
Has anyone been to Ed's website? It's one of the most pitiable pieces of web garbage I've ever seen.
The guy manages a bowling alley in the middle of Arizona and for fun he likes to go to other messageboards and post his spam. He has a messageboard for all his friends to laugh at where they basically post links to 'idiots'. They haven't got an ounce of originality between them.
The great thing about it is the more people he pisses off and wander through his board see the links he posts. Its free advertising. And guess what currently we're top of the lists. Cheers Ed keep up the good work.
Oh and the best bit is he has a rants section of his website where he recites the tale of someone leaving a 'voodoo' doll on his doorstep. It appears the people that live near him hate him too.
I'm affraid Ed I afford you with the absolute worst thing a satanist can give you, my pity. Your life is so desperately sad and beneath me it's unreal.
And as for Lenny's hilarious quips on the board well they have to be seen to be believed. The guy is a @#%$ comedian its so funny I nearly wet myself. Sadly for him I was laughing AT him. Sadly there was no sign of Hoofin Dan. I was really hoping I could goad him back. He was our most entertaining clown.
Carry on amusing us board clown and please bring more of your friends for our mirth and merriment.
Re: And
You can't even @#%$ read. No-one asked you a question you muppet.
[quote]He's so messed up that he can't even remember that he asked the same question about a year ago and he lost that argument back then as well.
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Thats about YOU asking the same question before, not about anyone asking you a question. Why the hell would anyone want to ask YOU a question? We have no need of your muppet wisdom here. Your purpose here is our entertainment.
The other proof you can't read is we've told you over and over again we worship nothing but ourselves.
As Becky just pointed out you wont be able to read this anyway since you're clearly illiterate. ooops sorry was that word too long for you?
Keep us entertained clown boy.
Magistrate Ellaway<BR>
'Jesus saves but satan catches the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!'<BR>
Magistrate
<a href='http://www.churchofsatan.org'>First Church of Satan</A><BR>
Founder
<A HREF='http://www.churchofsatan.org/fcosuk'>First Church of Satan UK</A>
HelenMD Moderator
Posts: 192
(5/29/03 10:23 pm) Reply
:)
I don't have to. I'm not the one with a case to defend. Proof or no proof you're out of your league here. You're the one who seems hell-bent on making some kind of point. It makes no difference to me either way. If you can't take it then maybe you should leave. There's a million other morons just like you who will easily take your place.
HelenMD Moderator
Posts: 193
(5/30/03 12:20 am) Reply
?
There is no god, there is no hell, there is no satan.
There IS, however, a contradiction in what you say. You don't give a crap? Why are you here then?
HelenMD Moderator
Posts: 194
(5/30/03 12:55 am) Reply
Well well!
If you want to 'piss us off' then in some way you do give a @#%$ about us because it matters to you what we think. Hence the contradiction.
As for our beliefs - what a surprise, you know nothing about them. If you'd bothered to read about satanism before trying to challenge it then you wouldn't be wasting your time asking me to clear up its most basic concept.
Go read up on it. I am under no obligation to explain this. I generally gather information on a topic before criticizing it, but I guess you favour assumption over education.
So all you learned from your visits to satanic websites was the sexuality of the people involved? You should broaden your scope a little. Where people stick their penises really isn't all that interesting after a while. Or maybe that's enough for you.
Re: ...zzzzz
Do you hate Satanists or something?
And if so, why?
HAIL SATAN!!!
High Priest Wise
HelenMD Moderator
Posts: 195
(5/30/03 1:10 am) Reply
no it's not personal
Hi HPW,
No, they seriously do do this to everyone. They probably go on to Hare Krishna sites saying "IDIOTS, who the f uck is this Harry guy you all worship. Harry's a dick. Kiss my ass. You're all gay, uh-huh, uh-huh-huh-huh....." Oh and don't forget the obligatory exclamation marks "!! !! !!".
Dani Registered User
Posts: 110
(6/1/03 9:44 am) Reply
Re: no it's not personal
Edward Foster...What Are You?
Your Like A Cross Between Mr Muscle, Bono of U2, A Wanker And A Very Narrow-Minded Idiot.
Wow Your Really Inbred.
You Come On Here Calling Us "Idiots" When All The Time You Have Been Trying To Protest Against Satanism, When Actually You Obviously Know Nothing About It...Read The FAQ Page And Then You May Have Something Intelligent To Say!
All Satanists Are Homosexuals?
That Is A False Claim, Sure There Are A Few, But There Are A Few EVERYWHERE!!
They Are Just Humans At The End Of The Day, And They Deserve The Same Level Of Respect.
Re: no it's not personal
I just visited the Ed-Web. Believe it or not, that is a flattering picture of him, you should see what he really looks like. Mr. Muscle would be insulted.
He has, however, posted us up a great advertisement, because we are listed as one of his 'idiot' (yes really - we've never heard him say THAT word before) links. He writes that people should check out the flame forum, because there's some 'funny stuff' going on in there.
I wanted to thank him for that because once people click on the link they'll discover just how funny it is. In fact it's friggin hilarious the way we whipped his cranky old ass out of here.
But I decided not to in the end because his forum does not deserve to be graced by the presence of my words.
But I do wonder how Lenny is doing in the homosexual chatrooms.
Re: Satan sucks!!
The last two posts were deleted because I felt they had no value to this board whatsoever. Whilst yes this is a flame forum it is not the place for personal debasement. Especially not between 2 people that aren't even regular posters to this board or members of the satanic communtiy.
Our board is not and will not be a spillover for personal vendettas from other boards.
Magistrate Ellaway
Magistrate Ellaway
'Jesus saves but satan catches the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!'
Your Really Inbred.
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