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Location :: Bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. I slowly and tediously am dying of asphyxiation.
Occupation :: I work in a pizza joint. Oh, well. It pays for my comics
Hobbies :: Respiration, digestion, consumption, removal of my cerebral cortex through my nasal cavity.
Personal Bio :: I was born in the alley behind a Popeye's chicken in Poughkeepsie, NY. My mother was a seamstress and my father was the guy in the giant chicken suit. I was conceived on top of a pile of all beef patties, where their was much special sauce and everyone had their way. After many years in the nest, I decided to break away and go renegade. However, a secret government agency, P.A.N.T.S. (Paranormal Activities Not Tied in with Sex), kidnapped me and destroyed my fragile eggshell mind by making me watch all 5 installments of the Leprechaun anthology (Yes, even LEPRECHAUN IN THE HOOD ::SHIVER::). Once P.A.N.T.S. got bored with poking me with twigs while suspended over a pool of ferocious guppies, they left me out on a street next to my childhood home: the Exit 32 rest stop on the Jersey Expressway. As I sat pondering my fate next to the Burger King, a blue heron flew threw the window. It was horribly mangled in the accident and died a slow, painful death. It was at that moment that I was inspired to take on the symbol of the heron in order to fight the injustices of the fast food world, to keep children from being born behind chicken restaurants, much like myself. I would use the superstitious, cowardly nature of common criminals against them. I would become....... BLUE FOOTED BOOBY MAN!!!!
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